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Isle of Wight International Scooter Rally
Fri 22nd - Mon 25th August 2003

Exactly where do I start???

My first, as well as others, rally and its the biggest of the year in the world, the IOW.
The Pilgrims were attending in force for their first rally as a club, some leaving at Stupid O'Clock, others leaving later and meeting up with the St. Albans Scooter Club and taking a more leisurely route. Needless to say, I went on the Stupid O'clock run.


So 4am I pull up on the market square in Bedford town centre to be met by Nick (Smokey Joe), Stewart (Wossisname), Bernadette, Squirrel and Mod John. After a few pictures, which will hopefully turn out, we set off for Flitwick to pick up Boxer and then onto the Toddington Services on the M1 to pick up Pete Burgess and let the smokers have a quick fag. I think we all thought the M1 was busier than we expected, although not too bad.
Off we went and before we know it we are zooming down the M1, onto the M25 anticlockwise and keeping pretty much together. Mod John was certainly doing some serious slipstreaming I noticed, which is fine until I could see nothing out of my mirrors but his headlight trying to hump my rear carrier :-) We pretty much all took turns in taking the lead and soon we stopped at the first services on the A3 after coming off the motorway and topped up with coffee, fags, breakfast baps and of course petrol. Mind you, it looked to me like someone was hitting on a pretty woman in the diner too, you know who you are!

As we're sat there, another group of about 15 scooters pulled in, some lovely GS's and GT's among them. Turned out that they were from South London or as one of them put it, "Saff Laandan". When we said we're on our way from Bedford I believe the response was along the lines of "Fack that". Of course it wasn't long until we noticed their lack of luggage, apparently they had a support van bringing it down for them. Lightweights :-)

So back on the A3 and its daylight by now, at this point our backsides are pretty numb and Pete is leading us onto lay-bys every five minutes and I'm changing lanes all over the place, but within another hour we're at the ferry port.

Pulling up at the ferry port we are met by a group of about 10 - 15 other scooters all obviously going to the rally, and luckily for one of them, our lot spot that one of them has a slow puncture! After buying the return tickets and getting on the ferry he manages to change his rear wheel, lucky he had a spare!

The trip across is literally 40 minutes which gave us time for coffee and smokes, we also noticed the guy who had the puncture on the bridge of the boat! Turns out that the girl with him is a cousin of the captain or whatever. By the way, a hint: when parking your bike on a ferry, park it sideways on, its apparently more stable.

At the other side it's a case of "Gentlemen, start your engines" and we rode off the ferry; well, except Smokey Joe, er, I mean Nick who had to push his off the ferry and up the hill where we bumped it into life. It turns out that the running theory is that crankcase oil's leaking into the cylinder somehow. But to be fair, that was the only trouble with the scooter all weekend.

Another 15 minutes and we're riding through Ryde, down the hill to the roundabout beside the King Lud and parking on the green. We're here!!!!!

The next three days are a haze though so that's all I can write. Only joking, click here